Too much pinotage last night = I cannot be bothered to do anything other than sleep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I had an old mate stay over last night.
The bugger owes me £660 which (as you know) I could really use. However he's gone from a 75k job at Sky staying with his mum in Dorset so I got nuffink.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Now you know how all those banks you owe feel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

All those poor bankers, living on Batchelor's Super Noodles :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Well fed, self-important and rich but ultimately extremely dull?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

That's enough about Swipe. She's not here to defend herself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Having met her ex I feel so sorry for her that I will never tease her again.
At one point I distinctly recall singing 'Gregg's hat' to the tune of 'Love Shack' by the B52's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

A very peculiar individual. Can't work out why she brought him along tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)