Same with the burial of corpses within 24h ruling.
It's not the will of God, but the absence of refridgeration and adequate food hygiene you stupid cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

There is something in the bible about burning your house down if you get mould in the basement.
Based on some really cunty mould they used to have which would kill loads of people a year and spread through towns.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

NO NO IT'S GOD'S HOLY LAW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)

To be honest that makes the most sense of the laws.
"Oy, Bill burn your own house down, or your neighbours kids might get sick"
"no, fuck off"
"Bill, God says you should do it or you'll die"
"ohhh alright then"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

3000BC = fine
2012AD = backward to the point of being fucking scary
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

2012AD it is gods will that you go to Wickes and get some fungicide and do your DIY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

GOD'S WRATH has brought MOSS upon thy decking. REPENT!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)