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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Kay Burley, eh?
What a horrendous excuse for a human being. She's now going round all those frightful Welsh chavs, breaking the news that they think it's now a murder investigation, and goading them to cry for her live on telly.

What's the worst piece of journalistic professionalism you've ever seen? I think we need some moral OUTRAGE on the internet.

Alt: tell me about your yummy food. I mean, no-one really cares about dead Welsh girls, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:47, 237 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
What's a Kay Burley?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
About five drachmas an hour!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/05/april-jones-kay-burley
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Oh right.
Is that how reporters are behaving now? When did the last vestiges of professional media neutrality die?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
She's got form.
I think on september 11th live on air she said "THE EAST COAST OF AMERICA IS ON FIRE!!!!"
She made Peter Andre cry like a girl though, so she's not all bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I can't imagine it takes much to make Peter Andre cry
He's got enough reason to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
He's a great Dad though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
She proper kicked him in the emotional cunt though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybiM51194MA
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
What I do in the works bog at half eight each day.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)
BOGWANKER!!!
/Rory
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
No, cable-lay

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
You were funny yesterday.
What happened last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
The force of inspiration is weak in this one today

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
She's a cunt.
The guardian is doing a live blog at the moment following the hunt for the body, which is just as bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
gutter journalism
I find it sad that there are people who genuinely find that style of reporting to be factual.

Then again, the coverage of my Sian Williams stalking was reported rather sensitively, so swings and roundabouts really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I can't believe there are still people who watch Sky News

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
SKY DO NEWS???????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Sky News is one of the best for forrin affairs.
Just behind channel 4 imo. But they're almost as bad as ITN for lolitics and dead kids and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
The TV does have an off button.
It's a shitty thing to do though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I had pie and mash for lunch
With gravy and peas.

What is your favourite Bond gadget?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
magna watch
or laser watch.

Lasers make everything better. Except for Alderran.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Bond had a watch
That looked like a shitty oriental cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
why you no rissen?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I liked the chewing gum which exploded and he threw it on the fish tank.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I like his go-go-gadget hat

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Grenade pen

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Dalton's car

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Aston Martin DB5
with machine guns, oil and ejector seat for the missus.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is the correct answer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Dalton's V8 Vantage was better.
Though I'm biased as that's one of my favourite cars of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
It's no MKII Golf though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
It isn't, no.
I want both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I had that toy when I was a kid.
It was proper AWESOME. I left it in a phonebox with my Space 1999 spaceship.

Sad times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I saw the Six Million Dollar Man action figure for sale in Wankditch a while back.
Thought about it. Then thought about something else equally stupid.

TRU $T0R33 BR4H
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
that one that lets you microwave paninis and it tastes like it has been grilled

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)
oh I've replied to the wrong person :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
The hiccup pill

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
The one that made Timothy Dalton CRY like a FRENCH GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
He said bath in one of his films.
You know, rhyming with hath.

Like a FUCKING NORTHENER.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
NOT ON MY WATCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I won't be watching that one on Sky Movies 007 HD
Licence to Kill I think.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
License to WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, more like!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
That's the best one
It has Wayne Newton, latin Brad Pitt and trucks going round and round a mountain.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah, a good point well made.
But he says bath. Like a NORTHENER.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
OBJECTION SUSTAINED

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Nope
Baaath is the Iraqi opposition based just outside Bristol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
The watch laser
Makes me remember playing Goldeneye.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
gotta go, 300k OEIC to approve.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
It's sweet you think that's a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
it requires mandatory paraplanning
But seeing as I work in an IFA we see much larger sums come through.

It's sweet that you think I have any control over what crosses my desk.

xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME0CSktAeTM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I dunno man, should have seen the public reaction to Jill Meagher's murder last week.
absolutely awful situation. The worst part was all the people on the internet blaming the distraught husband when he had an alibi for the whole night.

My yummy food was my wild rice, burnt onion, bean sprout and seared asparagus risotto that I made.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
If you're burning and searing stuff
you probably want to take some cooking lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
you've never had burnt onions?
amazing things. fry them till they glaze over, then keep going til they go brown and caramelise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Oh I do that all the time. By accident, but still.
They taste like burnt onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Searing is a legit way of cooking lots of things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Sounds like somebody burnt something with a thesaurus nearby, to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
How do you cook steak then Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
On his sunburnt armpits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Microwave

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
He puts it into the kettle, fills it up and then pours it out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I cook rice like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Way to ruin your kettle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Tesco Value Kettle innit.
French miser innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
No, I only buy those meals for one with the rice in a bag.
Chuck the bag in, boil it up and off you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Burnt plastic bag on the element

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Bit of string hooked onto the lid.
I'm not an IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Au contraire

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
You've got to get over the weekend, Monty.
I'm sorry I didn't come to your party, but you need to forgive and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do that, Gaston.
/YET MORE NERDERY
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I fry it until it's rare.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Rarer than a French war hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
hahaha
bet that's galling.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Because it's free

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
It's always the husband
or the step-dad.

Or some weirdo from an internet website forum who's been stalking them online for months.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
In this case it wasn't.
it was a convicted sex offender from queensland who had moved interstate after being released from prison.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Or 'a man from Queensland', for short.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I thought they were only allowed to kill british backpackers and asians.
oh australia, what have you become :(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Does the 'Falconio ruling' mean NOTHING?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
It was the bird wot dunnit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I heard it was DINGOES.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
probably a yabbo, they're all drunks anyway.
should have let the aussies civilize them in the 50's when they had the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I read somewhere that the women and children stay in different villages
so the blokes can't get lashed and smack their abbo sheilahs about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
FACKIN MANGRULS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I hadn't even heard of her until you mentioned it though.
But i just had a look, she's pretty and looks like a nice person so it's sad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
It's always sad when attractive girls get killed.
Not so newsworthy with the ugly ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Is there any specific reason that I should give a fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
because you're a human, and humans generally have this thing called empathy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
ah, appealing to my caring side.
soz, still not getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I discovered Pearl Barley this week, it's a well good.
I've not made my Ultimate Roast Chicken Sandwich in ages and ages now, so I'm gonna do that tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Pearl barley is great in 'Scottish Broth'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
what's the most unkosher meal you've ever had?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Uncut pork sword.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Weiner Auschwnitzel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Pig trotters in goat sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
belsen burger

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Something in a gas-tropub

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
sssssssssssssssss

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
London vs Derby

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Zyklon B-eans on toast

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Communion wafer

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
pitta bread with hamas

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
hummus-lim brotherhood

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Caesar s'allah-d

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I don't keep kosha, I love bacon and prawns and lobseter and scallops and all that.
I fucking love a bacon'n'egg bagel with stoke's ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I know you don't gonz, was just wondering.
what would your mother say?

"that boy of mine, OY! edna goldenblat's son is a radiologist, hasn't eaten bacon once. and his wife! such an angel."
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Ahh, nah', 'rents were never kosha eaither, or their 'rents eaither, but their rents probably were.
I'm quite lucky, my family are more along the lines of the Sugars, starting off on the Markets and doing proper graft, there was no illusions of me becoming a schollar.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
what happens if it turns out the jews were right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Then there is nothing we can do anyway
You have to be born one of them, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
You can convert.
The cheeky cunts make it really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
no, funky radical new wave jews let you sort of convert.
orthodox ones don't
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Who would have thought they would be picky?
Have they never heard of the safety in numbers concept?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Safety in numbers?
Numbers like 'six million'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Too soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I'm half Jewish.
The good half. lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
You've got a twoskin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
rolls over my oneskin
true story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Well from what I've seen from history God certainly is looking out for them.
*straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The taking part by joining in with the ridiculous headgear and deranged haircuts.

God insists on it, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
What I don't get is, chronographicly, it goes Jews, Christans Muslims.
Jews = Kosha
Christians = Whatever they want
Muslims = Halal, which is more or less the same as kosha.

So what happened for them to change their mind back?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
it's to do with the part of the world they are in.
it was simply not a good idea to eat pork and shellfish in the middle east. those dietary laws are more the early form of food hygiene than anything.
same with the foreskin thing, cuts down on infection and that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Thank you, Jackie Mason.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE 'Reet Petite'!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Same with the burial of corpses within 24h ruling.
It's not the will of God, but the absence of refridgeration and adequate food hygiene you stupid cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
There is something in the bible about burning your house down if you get mould in the basement.
Based on some really cunty mould they used to have which would kill loads of people a year and spread through towns.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
NO NO IT'S GOD'S HOLY LAW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
To be honest that makes the most sense of the laws.
"Oy, Bill burn your own house down, or your neighbours kids might get sick"
"no, fuck off"
"Bill, God says you should do it or you'll die"
"ohhh alright then"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
3000BC = fine
2012AD = backward to the point of being fucking scary
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
2012AD it is gods will that you go to Wickes and get some fungicide and do your DIY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
GOD'S WRATH has brought MOSS upon thy decking. REPENT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Kosher kitchens where they use different knives/utensils for chicken and meat.
And another set for everything else is exactly that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
maybe there's a part to adam and eve where adam eats god's scallops that he just got for tea and god gets angry and makes adam erupt from both ends

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Yeah', but that must mean that between about 30AD and 200AD there must have been a LOT of sick people.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Well they did all sleep with their sisters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
correct, which was why it was written into the religious laws.
cause people listened to that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
but didn't Christianity develope in the middle east?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Nandos

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I heard ultra-christians aren't allowed to eat nutella

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Do you do that thing with Nutella where you pretend you just scooped it out of your bum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Yeah right, 'nutella', yeah? 'pretend', yeah?
I'm not falling for that one again.

Worst cub camp ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I can only grip the small jars between my cheeks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Or you could just do it on your finger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I can get more than a finger between my cheeks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I am surprised your arse doesn't bang shut.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
it has a screw cap, and foil for maintaining freshness

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
NOW you tell him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
It's almost like they made it up as they went along?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Easy
The rules are designed for pre-technological, desert-dwelling nomadic tribal survival. If you can't refrigerate stuff, it goes off. Shellfish, pork, milk-based dishes etc etc are not good ideas in a desert.
Instead of some clever bloke trying to convince people that these foods might be dodgy, it was easier to claim they were rules given by God.

Ninja edit. Note to self - learn to type faster.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
No, I've changed my mind now, I'm going to have home made fish'n'chips, but sweet-potato baked chips.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Thank fuck for that. I was worried for a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I think I might change my mind again, I'll see what they got at the fishmongers when I go down to the docs.
I'll text you if I do. I'm sorry to keep you on tenderhooks with my indesisiveness. It's not my fault, it's a mental condition.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm thinking of fajitas now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
you filthy bastard

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Salmon fajitas?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Maybe, or possibly scallop, I bet that would work.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
That'd be great.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I'm on a low carb and low sugar diet at the moment, you got any good ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
my girlfriend had fish and chips last night and she didn't give me any
is this grounds for divorce?
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Just chop one of her tits off and tell her not to do it again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
but then she'll only have three :(

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
have sex and don't give her any

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
done and done

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Cunt punch is the answer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
She doesn't really drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Massive bowl though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
proper lol

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
ditto!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Oh bra-vo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
If you devorce her, can I get a go on her? 'cus thats going to taint my awnser.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
You need to aim either side next time

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
yeah, course

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
*Forms an orderly queue *

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
not you, HH
this is a one-time gonz offer, i might even give him a go while i'm still with her

if she's had a glass of wine she won't even know the difference
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
You really hate me don't you :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i do
i'm sure i'll figure out why eventually, but for now i just do
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
That’s just cruel and unfair

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
(hartley hare's sig)

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
BULLY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Oh', then yeah', grounds for devorce, deffo.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Alt: Giant HOG ROAST bap
full now. I hope I can get through the afternzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
True NEW THREAD NEEDED

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

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