wipe your cock on EVERYTHING
alt dunno, don't watch it

altalt got my other nephew a BMX for his birthday this weekend, it's WELL COOL and he's gonna love it and i'll be the best uncle ever.

ask me what happened at the bike shop
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:16, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

did you fall over?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

FUCKEN ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BIKE SHOP

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

They tried to sell you a fixie?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

bmxs are fixies, aren't they?

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

No, they have a freewheel

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

shut the fuck up

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Otherwise he’ll get the BMX bandits on you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Tim Westwood was in in there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Maybe he was just driving past?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

FE REAL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It was......WHEELIE GOOD?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Or......full of cranks?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

JUST ASK

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Did they Recycle your old one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

was it really TYRE-ING????????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Did the sales assistant have A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE????????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

He couldn’t afford the carriage?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

The woman behind the till asked you to give her A BELL??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

you're getting closer

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

You had to LET her DOWN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

i'm leaving 5ever

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

He FRAMED you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

She RIMmed him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Get a GRIP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

She DERAILLIEURED his train of thought.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

see i've heard people call it that before
but really, it is just called a 'de-railer'
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

So I'm afraid the joke falls a little FLAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I found you on the Internet AICMFP
sheldonbrown.com/derailer.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

oh no!

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

She got in touch with your INNER child?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I shall look for that on youTUBE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Don’t SADDLE this on us

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

She was so annoying you wanted to PUNCH'ER?
(THE JOKE HERE IS A PLAY ON THE WORD 'PUNCTURE')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

You're way to outSPOKEn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

He's not bearing this very well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

it was so exciting that you feel PUMPED UP??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

You got SADDLED with an overpriced bike ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

FECK
We almost said that in TANDEM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

what happened at the bike shop, Gary?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

my girlfriend pointed out Victoria Pendleton's new range of bikes
and I said, a little too loudly, that I would pay good money to have a ride on a Pendleton
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Ha, nice one Quentz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Bet she wanted to BRAKE up with you after that!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

she was a little bit embarrassed
but the guy behind the till laughed
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Did you purchase 12 of the Victoria Pendleton saddles?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i would have if i'd thought her sweaty arse crack had seeped through her lycra shorts all over them

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Wow that cured the Hugh Grant flacid thingy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Did he....actually even I am bored with these now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)