the wheel was pretty good, in its day
people who bother to write into magazines with their shit inventions, like "i wanted a photo frame but i couldn't afford one, so i stuck my pictures all over the window, and now i have a beautiful and not at all shit looking house."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I like the Kirsty Allsopp style home decoration shows
"Instead of buying photo frames, why not use CD jewel cases instead? Put them all over your walls and it'll look like you have a shit collection of music by ugly, fat people."
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

i have never seen it
but we all know you just watch it for the tits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Obviously.
I'd bang her like a barn door in a gale.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

i smell virgin
is it you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Yes, it absolutely is.
I'm pure, virginal and innocent.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

hey, you're not 25 any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)