They're actually going to start looking for Dyson Spheres.
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/05/dyson_sphere_search_wins_funding/ just imagine if they find one.

Oh and radio 4's book of the week is on Maps this week Monty, have fun with that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Thanks a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)

this is a great use of money.
look for made up shit, in space.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

What a waste of time
Say Mumps, I want you to go under the sea and try to find evidence of a fish with the claws of a crab and the face of Terry Wogan. WHEN you find it, I'll give you a cajillion pounds. Deal?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I'm going to fund an expedition to see if bears wear duffle coats in deepest darkest peru.
interested?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

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Oh man, this is shaping up to be quite the adventure!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Thank God there's loads of money around these days!
Otherwise that might be seen as a criminal misuse of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Some guy goes "yeah how about if you like built a planet around a STAR!"
when he's clearly off his tits on e and some prick wants to prove this shit?
fucking hell.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

It's a logical way of increasing energy production when you've limited the amount you can make on a planet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

you terrible troll.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Bollocks, this basically means taking some photos and getting a few academics to work on it.
If they don't find anything they'll still have a bunch of data about the universe that we didn't have before.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

LOAD. OF. WANK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Pure research is always worth investing in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

STOP TROLLING ME YOU CUNT

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

This is ridiculous. Give me the money, I already know that they exist.
I've got one on my fucking vacuum.

Money-leeching scientist cunts.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)