I haven't been on b3ta for ages cos I got a promotion, pay rise and fancy job title
So pass the fucking croisants. I love what I do and love the stress.

Alt. I was going to move to Japan when I met the wife, the pictures I took this weekend definitely suggest it was worth staying.

altalt. I work with students, I sit and listen to their ridiculous conversations. Todays gem was a couple of guys talking about reincarnation and how they love animals so much that animals must be reincarnated humans. Yeh! Right on man! Your both like soooooo intellectual. Dog fucking twats.
( Peej, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

seriously? they sound well thick, PJ
how's the wife? love life? Oven glove?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Is PhillieJoeJimBob trying to tell us that he has been taking naughty pictures of his HOT WIFE?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

from what i can see
he's been to japan and took some photos without his wife, that assured him moving to japan would have been a bad idea

let's all just assume tentacle rape
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It's usually a safe assumption to make.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I think the student you work with may need to lay off the drugs a little.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)