How can it be illegal to imagine something?
What a world
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And what if I imagine a world where it IS legal?
This is making my brain hurt.
I might have to go for a lie down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

It's ok
All I need to do is imagine you starting to think about it, then becoming distracted by the doorbell. It's UPS with a package for nexct door, but they're not in so if you could sign for it and I'll drop a note through their door, that would be great, thanks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I hate it when they do that.
I don't want to take responsibility for the fat woman next door's catalogue clothing.
Of course, I could never actually say that to the delivery guy. I always smile and say "Sure, no problem", even though it is a massive problem to me and doesn't he realise how terrified I am of interacting with my neighbours?
Sometimes, if I have seen his delivery van first, I pretend not to be in either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I've still got a package in my porch
for next door. It's been there for about 2 weeks. Problem is, it's something I don't really want, otherwise I'd keep it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Why don't these people order decent stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

We had a large box of wine delivered for a house 3 doors down who i never speak to,
I have decided it is their responsibility to come and ask for it. If they have not done so within the month, I'm going to drink it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

YES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I know!!!
Weirdly, I had a dream that we opened the package and it was the popular board game 'Operation'. I was annoyed because we already have that game.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

STOP IMAGINING US DOUBLE TEAMING HER MADGE

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Chinese fingercuffs?
Or one up the front, one up the back?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i'd like to think we're all upright, so i can hold you both

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'd like that
I like to be held
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

as she's quite small we could probably hug over her head

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

The more I imagine it
The more it seems like a great idea
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)