Hey Hartley,
I picked up my car from the Welder, and then we had a chat, and then I helped him fix the timing on a different morris minor that he couldn't get to run properly, and now i'm back. Also, he seems to have fixed my brakes, even though i didn't ask him to, as he said "well, I had the hubs off anyway, so i sorted out the sticky pad for you"

Maybe you should come work for me, I need a new member of staff, no nicking though.

Alt: I've not worked in an office, but I have stolen loads and loads of stuff from the restaurants and pubs i've run, be careful, get some decent stuff, don't just take paper.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So by this......
"I need a new member of staff"

Your calling me a prick? that hurts Windy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)

hang on,
where did you get that from? You're not a prick, I love you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You're just using me aint you?
Wheres the (b3th) MOD'S when I need them?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

no..i just wanted to...Hartley...I really....oh god...DON'T LEAVE ME

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

*Plays hard to get*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

*plays the trombone*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Pink oboe, more like.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

i was trying to make out like he had a big willy, you know, because a trombone is bigger than an oboe.
and you've ruined it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

*pulls out scale rule*
And looks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)

There you are protect me
Your (bingo) wings are like a shield of steel
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I feel really inclined to stick up for you now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Did i say something wrong?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:01, Reply)

*Snaps the Banjo string*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Oh.
I didn't think you had a Minor. I'm sorry, but I don't think we can be friends now.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)

PaulGaddLolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Why not?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

You're on Mk II.0 now brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

2.0 has gone to 11.0?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:55, Reply)

i was kind enough to overlook that everyone i have ever met that drives a golf is a bellend,
and engage him in car talk, and now this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Depends on what mark of golf

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:05, Reply)

pretty much all of them.
but mk1 and mkII especially.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:07, Reply)