That's a shitter there geezer
However, for your alt alt:-

13 years, 362 days in insurance, 18 months senior management in chemical industry, 5 years 9 months senior management in fashion/catalogue logistics, 9 months bus driver, 6 months bus company manager, now self employed property consultant.

I accept that the employment market is tighter now than when I was bouncing about, but the essence is transferable skills and you might not know that you actually have them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I always take property advice from my bus drivers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:30, Reply)

And insurance advice from 'senior management in chemical industry'? *
* his grammatical error, not mine.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Alright bats?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Stinking cold. All three of us have it. Indian takeaway on its way, can't be arsed to cook and the heat should help sweat it out.
Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Not so bad, had a bath some butternut squash soup and am chilling in some indoor trousers
I may have gone full gay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:38, Reply)

You bathed in soup? Weirdo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:15, Reply)

We were making a lot of e - I just slipped an extra one in.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Was it you that received mortgage help from another B3tan or have I got that completely wrong?
Apologies if I have made a mistake.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:38, Reply)

No - and the one you're thinking of didn't either.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I don't wear my badge and uniform now
Puts the punters more at ease.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Do you refuse to give financial advice to anyone with more than a fiver?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I'll give them change in 20p pieces.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:37, Reply)

you MONSTER!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I'm a very terrible reprobate, frankly.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 20:47, Reply)