I'm coming as fast as my little brown Patelly legs can carry me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I tell you what
if semen patel turned up at shiraz, puerto deportivo marbella before 6pm tonight (Spain time) I'd give him an open tab
( broadsword, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Semen Patel pays for no drinks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

SEMEN PATEL

( broadsword, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You'd be right to do so.
Guys like that....I mean...just wow.

They sure broke the mould when they made the Patster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Do you call him the Patster?
I call him the Semenster
( broadsword, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I call him loads of different names.
'Seemsy', 'Patmaster Pat and the Furious Pat', 'Paternoster Square', 'Seme 3PO' - whatever comes to mind. He doesn't give a fuck. That's how 'The Notorious SMP' rolls.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

You gotta love the fella, everyone has a different nickname for Semen Patel

( broadsword, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

He is all things to all people.
Truly a man for all seasons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Seme 3P0
*click*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)