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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what you doing tonight?
you fancy meeting me for a drink? maybe two? we could get a pizza after?

maybe after that we could go dancing, do you like dancing? really close, like against each other to some reggae or maybe some billy joel?

would you like that? do you want to go on a date with me? who knows, maybe after we've had a dance we might go back to mine and something else might happen? maybe

yeah?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:53, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Tempting Q. Very tempting.
What pizza would you order?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
half and half, whatever you like
you want cheesy garlic bread?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Not really bothered about garlic bread.
What base would you want?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)
you're asking too many questions, i've lost interest

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Well unless I know what base you want and if you want your crust stuffed I can't make a decision.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
sorry, i'm shaving my neck

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Not up for dancing, but you can take me to the pub if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Alright mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Yes ta. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Good thanks.
How was Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Cold, vulgar, full of poor people and generally unpleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Never mind.
At least the place is cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Peroni was about £3.20 a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
:O

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
The chances are it would be a bad pint as well
on account of the natives considering it too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I stuck to bottled beer and checked the sell by date on each one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)
sorry i'm washing my hair

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You're nothing but a tease.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I like that one by Pato Banton. He's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Have a look at
www.patobanton.com/

Are you a pato-ite?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I am a 'dedicated Pato-ite'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Pato-ite bender
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
baby come back

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)
The original of that tune is amazing.
Luckily Pato was on hand to make it EVEN MORE AMAZING :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Pato was no CJ Lewis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE 'The Chronicles of Narnia'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
He murdered Bitty McLean.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I like him a lot, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)
He only killed him because Apache Indian said he'd let him have a go on a his
space-hopper if he got rid of his rival Bitty.

With a price like that on the head of our Bitty, it wasn't going to take much convincing before CJ opened him up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I preferred TJ Hooker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)
You'll like this:
b3ta.com/questions/bestthingivebuilt/post1757617
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I don't have the words available to convey my feelings about this. Too many spastics, too little time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Nah, sorry, I've got darts tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)
we could meet up after darts?

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Like a poor mans Showaddywaddy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I've had a wee in Darts' bass players mums upstairs loo
true story
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)

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