as well as charging you £150 an hour to wank into your glove box.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 11:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

it's locked
they'll just have to go for the pants in the boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

riiggght.
They are servicing it. They have the keys.

If you haven't given them keys, you realise they are charging you £750 to pick it up, hide it round the corner for a day and bring it back, don't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

They'll probably remove the fuse that lights the 'service warning' light on the dash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

silly badger
the glovebox has its own key
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

You mean it has its own, entirely separate key
or you have a master key and a valet key?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

fucking hell
having just rearranged it all with head office, i just got a stroppy call from the garage to say their driver is waiting outside.

"we can only collect between 8am and 12pm". i told her that was useless for clients who actually had a job. why are these people so inept badger? why? she is getting her manager to call me...

and yes, it's like a small silver thing, not the big one that starts the engine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)