try not wanking into her hair next time you say it
never. people always know i am being genuine, and i make my meaning clear.

alt: i told my secretary how nice her blouse was this morning.

altalt: qualified left-handed compliments ftw. so, you're still a cunt but less of a cunt than you used to be. stunned is a pervert (that's a compliment for him). i hear kroney has great legs (albeit i hear that from him). windy pig is a good addition to OT (compared to some of the creatures that lurk here). and so on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm not sleeping with you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I am sleeping with you though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I am also sleeping with you.

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

well, quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

this is why everyone here has teh aidz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

the other day my brother said he hopes i die of AIDs
bit out of order, that
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i like your brother

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

you would, you're a filthy desperate slag
and that happens to be his type
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

does he have a neck?
or is that just a quentin gene?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

he has a neck, and yet is considerably shorter than i am
funny how that works, genes eh?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

inbred faulty ones, aye
actually it always makes me laugh when siblings look alike (my brothers and i look nothing alike). all those centuries of genes swirling around, how do they manage to pick out the same ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

dunno, i'm not a geneticist

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

dude, i would never compete with janet
your anal virginity is safe with me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i'm not sleeping with you

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)

what's the opposite of LIES ON THE INTERNET?
this. total truth on the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)

i beg you a?
did you say you're shagging me?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)

no
i said your statement was the opposite of the usual position, lies on the internet. you are telling sooooo much truth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

so you are saying that i said i am sleeping with you?
why are you saying these things swipe? has your brain snapped?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

i am saying that if my foof were on fire
and your nob were the only hosepipe in the whole of britain...

.... i'd let it burn to death rather than go within 100 square miles of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

i wish you were on fire

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

well, we don't always get what we want

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i'm going to send you a couple of hundred thousand matches in seperate envelopes
and then just wait for your dried-up old snatch to create a spark
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)