you're pretty much totally responsible for your friend being sexually abused
if she's living on the streets right now selling herself for crack money, it's your fault
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

she's married with her own business and 2 kids
and the cutest dog you've ever seen, she's amazing.

the dog, not my friend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Pissdog?

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

The niche alternative drinks manufacturer to Brewdog?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

There was a puppy what pissed all over her a while back.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I thought it shat on her?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Nonono
that's her boyfriends. The animals are all about the piss.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

there was definintely a puppy/car/shitting/service station incident, I'm sure.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

sadly you are both correct
it pissed AND had liquid diarrhoea on me. in a hire car. i had to let it squit all over me because we would have lost the deposit otherwise.

the worst thing was the couple in the car next to us who watched the whole thing and ate their lunch throughout...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I'll be honest
I'd have died laughing if I was in that other car.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

and she cries herself to sleep at night because of what you made her do :(

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

good
her mother made me go to church the next morning as a penalty. there is nothing like bells chiming when you are cruelly hungover. it sounds like they are coming from inside and out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

because ABSOLUTELY the best place to go
if you've been subjected to a 3/4 Saville is a church? Notoriously safe places for youngsters sexually, churches.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

it's ok if you're a girl, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Catholic, maybe
CofE, I doubt it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)