He's a bit shit isn't he.
Its a wonder his girlfriend hasn't dumped him yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Don't worry Chompy
You should go to the pizza bash and cop a feel off swipey.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah sounds great, have fun when you go.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Oh i'm not going. Christ, i don't want to hang out with that lot, they'll all be doing coke in the toilets and telling lolarious stories.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It'll be great, you can talk about... ... ... the pizza you're eating?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Someone will go "So, what are you guys having for lunch!?"
and we'll all laugh uproariously and then smile and then sip nervously at our beers and look at the floor.

And then someone will say "Your mum!" and we'll all laugh again and then sip our drinks again and look at the floor again.

Oh man, it'll be amAYzing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)

If it's swipes bash you'll be lucky if anyone gets a chance to speak a single word.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

She'll probably be desperatly lusting after one person and will spend the evening desperatly
rubbing her crotch against their thigh while flicking her hair back and forth
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)