You'll eat well if you get the gig.

Subsistence allowance



Parliament pays this flat-rate allowance of EUR 304 for each day of attendance at official meetings of the Parliament bodies on which the Member serves that are held within the European Community. It covers accommodation, meals and all other expenses involved in such attendance. Parliament pays the allowance only if the Member has signed an official attendance register.



During plenary sessions, Parliament reduces this amount by one half for Members who have not taken part in one half of the roll-call votes held on the Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays of part-sessions held in Strasbourg and on the second day of part-sessions held in Brussels.



Parliament pays a sum of EUR 152 per day, plus accommodation and breakfast expenses, for attendance at meetings held outside the European Community, again provided that the Member has signed the official attendance register for the meeting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

+ and you'll get to sign a whole new type of register.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

My years of being right about politics on here have put me in line for a winning campaign.
PsychoChomp for MEP
"Just shut up and listen"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

How about
"I'm right, and it'll be better if you just accept it you spastic flid cunt"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

You could totally boss the EU with some BBC news links.
That'll get them talking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I'll precede every email I send with the story about the guy marrying a goat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)