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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Day The Hamster Turned"What about me eh?" he thought as his 'owner' returned to preen himself again and again.
"That pink shirt and cornflower tie should never be seen together" he thought.
Later that evening as the 'owner' opened the cage to feed him, he took his chance. Straight up his outstretched arm, he sank his teeth into that beautiful face, over and over, ruining it.
"Model, my arse" he though triumphantly, chewing the last remnants of nose from his face. Now full, he curled up in the hay and slept a happy hamster.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:45,
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