Also, the exact amount of vermouth in a martini is measured as follows:
take a bottle of vermouth. Chill a glass with ice. Allow a single, stray beam of light from a high up, dusty window to strike the vermouth bottle and fall upon the chilled glass.

Fill glass with gin.

Done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I believe this was the queen mothers recipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The queen mother would fellate tramps for half a pint of tesco value gin, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

as would I.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Maybe, no way Monty would give up good gin for gum job from that old trout though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

wise man.
I heard she doesn't even swallow
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Doesn't want to water down the gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

But on the other hand
She does give a great 'rusty trombone'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)