i am in a bad mood today
i just looked through my friends list on facebook, and some of the friends of friends

why are there no people left in the world that aren't lolwacky pricks? why must they all dress up like spastics with stupid hair, ridiculous make-up, twattish-gurning faces and facial hair like a former glam rock star arrested on sex offence charges?

why?
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:05, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Beats me, Q.
Those 'comic-con' flids are fucking EVERYWHERE these days. STOP IT YOU CUNTS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I actually agree. I preferred it when it was my dirty secret, not something the world and his wife were into.
(I've actually seen people dressed as 'The World and His Wife' as it happens).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Q, I find it best not to look at facebook on a monday morning
for exactly this reason.

Yesterday, the wife of one of my friends posted a status to her family back in the UK, stating that they shouldn't worry as she was safe from the hurricane.

She leaves in LA. Geographically, Ireland is closer to the fucking hurricane than LA is. Fucking idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

It's precisely why I can have nothing to do with Facebook full stop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Not entirely nothing.
Its ubiquity has ensured that your face is on there, whether you choose to participate or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

we have a rule at the pub.
if you're dressed as the crow, all you get is water. Because you're clearly a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Poor Cavy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

that can't be good for business

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

shut up, i've seen bash photos
you guys are the worst of the lot
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

sometimes q, principles come first.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Mr Belding never did, damn that naughty Zack
i have tea now, made by louise so it's shit. she might as well have thrown boiled piss in my eyes
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

AND I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY FOR A CUPPA THIS MORNING
cunts
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)