Oh god, I don't know if this is creepy or not or whatever
But I was on the train standing next to this pretty girl and I was thinking "She looks quite nice, you should strike up a conversation, she might be interesting" and I was watching "Elementry" (shurlock homles) on her and spot the engadgment ring so don't think anything of it and go back to my telly.

I didn't think much of it, I then spot a seat, and I sit down, and I open a packet of crisps and notice I'm sitting next to another girl, this time no ring. She was reading a book*, and I'm just about to offer a crisp when I notice the crisps are called "Cheesy Moments", and I start to laugh to myself**. She then gets up to go, so I get up so she doens't have to climb over me, and she's waiting for me to get off, so I say "After you", it was then I saw her face and her for the first time and oh my dayz, she was stunningly beutiful, so I wished her a good evening and she says 'thank you' and has this smile that made me dumstruck and then the doors close. I should have blurted out a website where she can find me or something.

This week, should I find myself sitting next to a pretty girl without a ring, I'm strike up a conversation, see if I can get some dinner or something.

*.... for the record, I thought of about 3/4 of this in retrospect. still in shurlock holmes mode, but can't remember the author/title, so not a good one.... but she had a book and not a kindle so she doens't care about tech, AND/OR, its a well loved book because there were dog-ears in pages she hadn't read yet; book was female in nature so from a collegue or friend. Works in Moorgate because that is where the train came from, probably one of the financials around there. Her clothes imply an office, but not front-desk or customer-facing as all the offices around there that require such a thing wear suites. Possibly a recruiter; above average but not high pay.

**....thinking this would be an epic chatup line and that I should keep a packet of these on me at all times
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:22, Reply)