Pontypridd to Aberdeen.
My first train was at 5am so in my youthful wisdom, decided to neck some Mitsubishis and not bother going to bed. All was well until about 3am when I felt very ropey indeed. First train was relatively ok, but then at Bristol tragedy struck- Scottish passengers, long haul train journey, not even 7am. Pissed. Loudly pissed.

They stayed like that until Montrose. By that point my comedown had gone horribly sour. I can never sleep on trains, and by the time I got home I'd been up for nearly 48 hours.

Alt- Spankyhanky. Man, I loved his true tales of his wacky, sex-filled life.

Alt alt- I'd rather bum your dad than your mum, then again, she's so ugly there's little difference.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I liked the one where he took downblouse pictures of the girl on the train.
Because that was hilarious and not at all creepy and sex pest.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

That's our Spanky!!!
Not a liar OR creepy. No sirree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I fear it's the Jimmy Savile 'hiding in plain sight' syndrome
of saying things like this to make people think he couldn't possibly have been that pervy really when in fact he was much worse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Wait...did I just accidentally accuse Spanky of being a nonce?
Oh well, never mind.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

If he doesn't log in and deny it within the next ten seconds that means he is one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Well, I think that's that case closed then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Well that is conclusive enough evidence for me.
Spanky is definitely a nonce, probably part of the b3ta mod paedophile ring.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I liked the one where he was a massive fucking helmet and not at all tiresome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)