Nothing like that at all.
We don't even have a Christmas party because no-one wants one. No decorations, no fucking hats, no all signing a birthday card etc. Suits me fine.

I had to pretend my sitting room was a hotel recently. This consisted of leaving the room, then coming back in and saying 'what a lovely hotel' about five fucking times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Lusty's demands are just getting stranger and stranger.
Get out before she starts getting stabby.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

you sound bitter about this.
do they celebrate birthdays for everyone else?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Yes, they all go to Thorpe Park and stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)