"A baby hedgehog which found itself stuck in a crisp packet has been released after a three-and-a-half hour rescue involving six people."

I realise it does go on to expand on why it was such an effor, but really? three and a half hours and sex people? To get a hedgehog out of a crisp packet?

I mean, had it been a Pringles tube, I could understand it, they can be tricky bastards.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 8:58, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sex people made the effor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Fucking hell. 'i' and 'e' are nowhere near each other on the keyboard either.
I guess that was my muscle memory taking over for what I usually type.

Um...I mean...ooh...shiny things, look!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Lynn! These are sex people!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

yesterday you were faster than Monty
now you're faster than me.

I can see I'm going to have to try this sobreity thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Don't do it, Badge!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I'm not really going to.
Quitting's for the weak.

unless you really do have a problem rather than are making a joke out of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)