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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I quite liked Bollocks Parrot but the rest can generally GTFWe got 4 kids at the door last night - maybe about 10 or 11 years old. I think they were just expecting to be given some sweets and told to fuck off, but I asked them if they were singing a song or whatever.
They declined a song but one had a joke ready.
"I went to the Seafood Disco at the weekend. I pulled a mussel."
They got some sweets and told to fuck off.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
well, it's a better answer than "I wanked off a squid for a can of top deck"I suppose.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54,
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