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A thread that won't get deleted, promise.
SO, who's more zany and lolwaki/shit and pointless real-monty or fake-monty(s)?

Alt:Did you get and trick of treaters last night?

I didn't. :(

ALtAlt: Coffee, best thing ever or horrid brown liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 9:59, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm drinking coffee as I type this
coffee is a good thing
the horrible brown liquid you are thinking of is tea
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
nope, it's coffee
and it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Not seen enough of the fake montys to judge
alt: possibly, there were some noises in the corridor but when I looked through the peephole I couldn't see anyone. Perhaps they were just short.

altalt: I don't care for coffee much but I don't hate it. If I've had a late night I use the coffee machine at work to make a latte with an extra expresso but I'm not sure how much difference it makes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I'm Montycus

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Freshly ground coffee is an excellent thing.
Instant coffee is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I can't even tell the difference.
All a bunch of posery Jilly Goolden bollocks if you ask me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Agreed
instant isn't even really coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I like coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
What a surprise. One of the fakes deleted yet again. Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
8th is good.
When do you get back to the inexpensive prossies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Sunday 11th.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
OK cool.
That Itaian girl I work with is looking smoking today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Alright CQ,
This whole being Monty thing isn't as fun as I had hoped. Gonna disappear I reckon.

I don't drink coffee anymore, but that's a story for another account.
(Monty Boyce. Turnip Record label cunt, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Later Rory

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
nah, I'm not rory.

(Monty Boyce. Turnip Record label cunt, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
CHEERS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Don't got Monty, we need you.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
nah, hang around
you're nicer than real-monty
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
i have missed this fake monty shit
but socks are very seldom funny. i did laugh at one where someone had asked about the most money you've ever carried, and a sock replied, "none whatsoever. ever." and had called itself "the queen". but that's IT.

alt: didn't see a single trick or treater. probably because i was working til past midnight, waaaah.

altalt: you're thinking of diarrhoea. which still smells and tastes infinitely superior to coffee. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I quite liked police dog, igor and bollocks parrot.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
bollocks parrot was ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
seen as Frank has been proper B& I guess bollocks parrot is gone too :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Very saddening to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Police Dog and Shed are the best ones
Though I'm loving Paul Ross too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Shed = Paul Ross

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I'm giving this revelation 5 stars

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
for someone so small he has a big heart of comedy

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Who was the music based one that had his own blog?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
cave duck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
bella
comedy musical feminist gold
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Personality Horse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)
oh yeah i forgot about gilgamesh and his parrot
metronews.ca/news/world/423238/foul-mouthed-parrot-seeks-new-home-in-uk/

real life bollocks parrot right here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Igor is the best.
Police Dog a close second.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Swipey will you have my babies?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Alt: One
Tried toasting marshmallows last night over the fire and they were fucking shit. Claggy and nasty.

Altalt: I don't like coffee. I especially don't like the amount of time wasted in the working day by these caffeine-crazed freaks going round collecting mugs and boiling the industrial sized kettle every fifteen minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Marshmallows are fucking ace toasted. You need to wait until about 0.2 seconds before they burst into flames

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I think there are more Montys active now than there are other posters
Alt: No I did not get and trick of treaters, whatever that means.
ALtAlt: I think there is a middle way you are missing here. Coffee is quite nice, but it is not the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
We got about 5 or 6 trick or treaters last night, kids from round the street
That was fine - just don't like the 14 year olds turning up

Alt:
Of course it is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Only because they can fight back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Too fucking right
I put down about 20 kids last night
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I had a house full of 14-17 year olds they all rushed out the house and chased any trick or treater down the road all 19 of em

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
fukin nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
My boss lives near Jonathan Ross.
He had dressed up actors as minotaurs etc. The exterior of his house was done up like a Haunted House and he had a candy floss machine and toffee apples.

Class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Typical un-flashy Jew.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
What's a fake monty?
Not the full monty I assume?
Alt, I've no idea, I was at a shabby Halloween party int the pub.
Alt alt, I prefer tea.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Real ale and kilts is the correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I watched Prometheus
I quite enjoyed it, but it certainly felt like part of a series rather than a complete story.

Also the main woman was fucking annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
It would have been better as a stand alone film rather than part of the series.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
then it would have needed to be longer I think
the characters were paper thin and why bother dressing guy pearce up in old skin, just get an old person ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
always the same. they hype a film up so much that when you watch it
it's never as good as you think it's going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Apparently there was a lot more of him when he was young
but those scenes got cut.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
One of they trailers was him giving a big speech...
anyway, I'm interested enough to want to watch the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
He is doing a prequel to Blade Runner too.
Another 2 and half hours I won't be able to get back.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I have never seen Blade Runner

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Bit of an acquired taste imho.
People my age go mental about it though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I saw it once. Hugely Eighties.
Wasn't that fussed. Ridley Scott is kind of overrated imo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Gay bastard.
He is definitely worse than Nakers.

I hope his brother gets cancer and jumps of a bridge leaving a widow and two young boys.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
They are on the Blu-Ray.
Load of gash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Morning CQ.
I was at work, we had a couple of dressed up student cunts, but nothing good.

I don't drink coffee anymore. When I was running a posh restaurant in town, we had the most delicious coffee I have ever tasted. I was on about 5 or 6 cups a shift. Then it started giving me stomach ulcers and I vomited blood for a week. No more coffee in the pig house I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
HAPPY CANDLEDAY SEXY BOKKO SCOTCH HUNK!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
you, you just made my day :D

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Did you let any Jimmy Saviles in?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
none came in,
But I saw 2 walking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)
He lets them in now and then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Another "national treasure" is going bust.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20164228

To be honest I've not been there since I had to return something I got for christmas 2004ish
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Fuck Comet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
So, you're saying to Comet "Blow me" Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
The censored verse of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
They were too slow to get what shoppers want
You'd go in for a washing machine and they'd have 25 or so lined up. So you'd pick one, then they'd tell you you could have it delivered in 2 weeks. What use is that?
They have finally caught up and now offer order over the Net pickup in store, but it's too late.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
That and they were more expensive than most, without having the quality of service you'd expect for that price.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
And too keen to push "extended warranties"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
That's what business premises and staff do to your bottom line.
6,000 people out of work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
VO5 gel sales will go through the floor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
That figure sounds a lot worse than it actually is.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
in what way?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
It's 6000 people spread out over the whole country, rather than 2000 people at a factory/docks in a small town.
I doubt many of those stores have more than 60 people working for them.
And it's retail, turnover is high and fast for most people.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
It's still 6,000 cunts claiming dole money or £420,000 a week if they are all single and live with their parents.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
service in electronics stores is non existant
that was Best Buy's plan when they launched over here, didn't go too well though...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
i'm hoping for some desperate sales

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Don't think they do cow pies.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
*pops crisp bag*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
*kills hedgehog*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I was so glad mel b got a restraining order

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I'd like to restrain her order.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
My first thought when I read that
apart from 'for fuck's sake', was 'for two quid you can pop down the seafront and get a net on a stick. Why the fuck did they have to get the fire brigade to start chopping down railings?'

I bet the fucker dies before xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
So b3th how come it's perfectly alright for three different people to pretend to be me,
one of whom has actually nicked my name? What kind of mod would allow that eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Yeah.
Coming over here, taking your name.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Talking bout yo lim-o-zine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I don't know.
Ask AltheGeordie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I didn't know Al was a mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Yep hide your moped

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
He's not.
I was implying he has also suffered the same fate.
God, are you THICK or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
He's both
Thick and god
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I thought you were referencing the fact that one of these Monty jokers is Al, which he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Damn you spoilt my guess who game

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
"Is he bald?"
"Is he a geordie?"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
*flips down four counters*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Is he a pinko communist?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Is he a Yankee?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
"No, I'm a Londoner!"
*Rebel MCs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
*nose/point*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Yeah.
Fucking gimp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Nope, we watched horror movies instead.
Scared the shit out of me.

Alt alt: smells amazing. wish I could have it without getting a splitting migraine.

Also. I hurt, EVERYWHERE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
You're omnipresent?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Everybody hurts. Sometimes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I was tricked into playing basketball.
very tired now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
how are you tricked into that?
Did they leave a trail of sweets up to a hoop?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
no. they sneaked up on me, after one housemate dragged me from my routine.
slowly all joining in until there were two teams playing full on kill or be killed bicycle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)
kill or be killed bicycle?
this is a version of basketball I am unware of.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
basketball.
am tired. brain isn't quite coherent.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
You played basketball on bicycles?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)
If that earworms I will hunt you down and kill you like the dog you so clearly are.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Come join my Rebel MC earworm instead.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Now performing as Congo Natty, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Stop, you're in a shakedown zone
You like bass, I love it to the bone
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Hustle!
I got muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Outlaw kicking up dust
You know what it is, I'm just street tuff
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
do do dobedo, do do dobedo...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
That was released 1989.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
When that came out
I was the same age as the youngest granddaughter is now.

Christ, I feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
23 years ago!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I'm going to watch Skyfall tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
It's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
But it's not right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Say what you see.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Oh god, now I know I'll hate it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Nah, it's OK really.
not amazing but pretty good.say 80% as good as Casino Royale.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
That's a fair assessment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)
A friend of mine said it was his best.
But she's a female and so her word cannot be trusted. It's entirely possible she got over-emotional and irrational about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Casino Royale is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I quite liked Bollocks Parrot but the rest can generally GTF
We got 4 kids at the door last night - maybe about 10 or 11 years old. I think they were just expecting to be given some sweets and told to fuck off, but I asked them if they were singing a song or whatever.

They declined a song but one had a joke ready.

"I went to the Seafood Disco at the weekend. I pulled a mussel."

They got some sweets and told to fuck off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
well, it's a better answer than "I wanked off a squid for a can of top deck"
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Internet Lawyerman QC wasn't bad

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
That one was Wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I don't hold that against ILQC

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Didn't he successfully prosecute you for being a nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I believe he only practiced Internet Law

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
there's not a court in the land wouldn't convict for that, though
it's hardly a legal challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Precedent is as precedent does, your Honour.
Stop me if I am getting too technical.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I dunno
can I use the Chewbacca defence?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Which is?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
He pulls your arms out of your sockets when he loses.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103454/the-chewbacca-defense
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is some crazy shit right here.
theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

some crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Nature is far crazier than people imagine

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

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