Carbon dioxide puts out fires
but going in the cellar may be bad for your health if it's leaking
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm very aware how dangerous it is.
I had a manager went down in to a cellar in an old place I worked, passed out within a few minutes. Lucky another fella went down soon after. We had to drag him out up the drop. Nasty stuff. Hospital and all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

why don't you just add the fizz with helium instead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

World helium shortage eely,
We've all gotta do our bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Plus makes ordering drinks difficult if your voice has gone ultrasonic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)