I have never had crabs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

People generally get them through sex, so I'm not surprised.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

oh man, zing after zing after zing.
You've been taking your cues from Emvee.

You listened to DC this morning, I listened to Entombed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Dude, He's been shagging since he was 15.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

their method of transmission, or not, is responsible for one of the finest pieces of bog graffiti I have ever seen
In one of the toilets in the old engineering building at UCL, there was some really tiny writing at the very top of the wall in the cubicle, next to the cistern. You could only read it by climbing onto the toilet bowl. Whereupon it said "No use standing up here, mate. The crabs in this place can jump ten feet"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Thanks for that 'Nigel Rees'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Nigel Rees' Book of Humorous Graffiti - the Koran for the after-dinner speaker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)