TD.
I'll bet he BUM sucks his tabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm no uphill gardener
I don't ride the chocolate speedway, or mine for chutney.

Why such cruel allegations?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

It's written on the wall of the gents.
It says 'TD a bottom lover'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Well it must be right then
Especially if it's in the BBC bogs
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Enough about that anyway TD, who am I to judge.
How are things anyway, work keeping you busy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Very much so
There's a Russian fishing boat due to dock tomorrow.

85 blokes stinking of rotting fish and paying me with low denomination notes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Just for the halibut!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I said to the first one - "Russian?"
He said "Niet - I'm taking my time."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:44, Reply)

How many houses/flats are you managing now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Still the same for my ownership
The business isn't management, it's contracted assessment.

Basically I provide inventories for letting properties and services (lets leave it at that) for landlords.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:50, Reply)

gis a job.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:51, Reply)

I'm seriously getting to the point at which I need some help.
I also have an exceptionally good business model which might work elsewhere on a franchise basis.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:53, Reply)

*Nods*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Or do it for yourself.
There's probably a market in your area. Bedtime right about now but it's worked for me.

EDIT - Quick check on my professional body says only two companies on North Tyneside.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I'd probably be shit anyway.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:12, Reply)