filing, stapling, photocopying. Occasionally, if he's been good he's allowed to answer the phone.
Only for internal calls, they won't let him talk to customers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not after 'jauntygate' they don't, and rightly so.
They wanted to know their opening hours, but instead got subjected to a locquacious four-hour monologue on the merits of Brett Easton Ellis's 'oeuvre' - and he actually used the word 'oeuvre' as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

The next time he mentions my oeuvre I'm going to punch him in the face.

(Legless is a prick., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*eggs on Brett*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

LTI

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

He did it just two minutes ago.
The leisure centre closes at six - I suggest you hide in the car park and shank him as he gets into his cornflower blue Datsun Cherry 'Turbo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)