Ah but you're talking about 'trendy pie and mash'
not 'a thin watery gruel with a paltry amount of gristly mince, sloshing about under a pastry topping, served with equally watery, sloppy mash' by a one-eyed ex-jailbird and his mong-faced daughter. The eel liquor is the only decent thing about it and that's pretty shit in itself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Eel liquor does not sound like a promising thing
More like a euphemism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

It's actually OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

do you have it with Gentlemans Relish?
I'm suggesting you suck the pieman's floppy diseased cock to consume its "liquor", you see.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Have you been drinking?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I reckon it's the steak for breakfast
I feel empowered.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Oh God, don't start pole dancing whatever you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)