I was drinking red wine from Uruguay last night. Surprisingly acceptable.
I have had a gigantic shit this morning. I don't think the two are related.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

u u
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

you'd miss me too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Only one way to find out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

That's nice, dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Next time I'll text you a photo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Oh yes please.
That would be simply delightful.

I'd like nothing more than to see a splattery bowl of red wine shit with gristly chunks of Polish sausage in it. That would make my day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

The porcelain looked like a picture of a flock of sparrows.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

You shat out Mike Score?
www.liketotally80s.com/images/flock-of-seagulls.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1782662
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I see a theme for the day emerging here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

day year
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Good job it's almost over then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I heard he wraps his massive turds in clingfilm and hugs them at night
just to have a brief nutty touch of human contact on the long cold nights in Poland.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)