Is this the bit where you're racist.
Or the bit where we just call you a racist because you're Australian?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think it's the latter but I'm not sure.
I'm still too shocked about what Dozer has done to think straight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It's okay man, I'll help you get through it.
Shall I chop off that ponytail of yours?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

If you want to.
But I really don't think that will satisfy Lord McAlpine's lawyers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

it's the bit where my housemate is a gigantic black guy from uganda.
I snuck up on him by hiding on the stairs until he passed underneath, then reached down and ruffled his afro. My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard at his screams of horror.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)