I enjoy long, Spunking walks on the beach, getting Fisted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Balls. I really like piña coladas mixed with Lovejuice, and romantic, candle-lit Tits. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Kirsten Dunst. I travel frequently, especially to Leeds, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Fireman.) I am looking for Dildo and beauty in the form of a French goddess. She should have the physique of Liv Tyler and the Beef Curtains of Oscar the Grouch. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Fingers. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more Horny.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Candle day!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Ha wicked, I had no idea.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)