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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in The Birdcage in Bethnal Green and recalled that about a hundred years ago there was a riot there or some shit. Something to do with pies I think. I'm still pissed so speak quietly please as I am fucking dying.
Alt: I am expecting to die. Sooner the fucking better please.
Altalt: Stunned poster, as his inability to behave has got him into bother in the past and almost certainly will again
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thanks to punchy McDrunkWanker, I was at the pub till nearly 3 with the police, so have had about 3 hours kip. Rubbish. Otherwise, can't complain.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Goodness me, what a small world! I was at Eton with his father. Frightful chap.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:41, Reply)

He took offense when, after falling out of the toilet cubicle and almost knocking over a member of staff, that I wouldn't serve him another brandy and coke.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'm considering a cull.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

It's like there's a fucking Wilf convention on, every week.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)
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