I only just had a barbeque chicken pizza last week
it was smothered in red onion and bacon
I'm going to die before I turn 40
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

But you'll die happy and well fed.
I hope you visit the UK before you pop your clogs though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I have my passport application
my dad was all WHATS THIS, I told him, he said MUST BE NICE TO BE RICH AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

prick
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Tell him to shut the fuck up, nobody gets anywhere if they're full of jealousy.
And if he doesn't like not being able to visit the UK he should get a better job, isn't that the american dream?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

he's a felon
he can't go anywhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I should've said
I DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO CALIFORNIA YOU SHITHEAD
AND I GOT IN A CAR CRASH WHILE YOU WERE GONE
THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T A SELFISH TWAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah you should
then you should have taken 30 dollars out of his wallet and gone to the mall.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not sure what mall you go to but you really can't get much for that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Can you get a cookie?
Or a slushy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

that's bullshit stuff
if you're going to steal money make it worth the punishment
MAKE SURE THE JUICE IS WORTH THE SQUEEZE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I don't see how being a cat makes a difference
Oh, quarantine, I suppose.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

He sounds bitter.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I cannot abide onions on pizzas.
Ditto bacon for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

You're wrong about the bacon.
So, so wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)