I just got in to work, the note on my desk reads
"trap 1 in men's shitter fucked, incident report form about theft in drawer, lady called police, pigs will want to see CCTV. Upstairs booking fucked off at 10, tills are down £20. I owe for a pint"

I quite like the new guy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Now that's a proper report
Short , to the point , no bull . Seems like someone you could work with.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I like it,
The guy I had before was a wanker and used to leave a fucking essay as a handover.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I can't be doing with over wordy people
problem is work is full of them. They think it makes them look clever, but it just makes me think "twat".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)