I'm bored.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:15, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright yeah?
I just dropped a Structuralism gag in my professional blog.

Chicks DIG that shit yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Blogs in general get them frothing at the gash.
I imagine that sort of shit has them beating down your front door.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Last time I had to lock the gates to the estate was when I was getting all Baudrillardian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah I think I'm gonna give up and go to bed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Tangers, has anybody every told you that you're a self-important, overbearing windbag?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:36, Reply)

No, I think I'd rather like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:37, Reply)

They haven't, because you aren't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I must try harder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I could give you some tips.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Alright tanglo,
I'm also bored.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:39, Reply)

we could play YouTube hockey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:39, Reply)

what;s that

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Dozer bombards you with YouTube links to music he likes
Then berates you for your opinions on them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:43, Reply)

You've been to one of my clubnights, haven't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:44, Reply)

It's always a mistake to give you a microphone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:45, Reply)

One of the most cringingly bad 'clubnights' I've attended
Had a chav, MCing, in front of the speakers.

So in among the feedback, all you could hear was garbled chavisms.

At one point I'm sure he said 'two for Chinese rap'. I'd hate to go to that restaurant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:48, Reply)

we take it in turns to play YouTube videos to each other.
Like Conkers, but without the gay sex element.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:44, Reply)

sounds alright I suppose.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Conkers, or hockey?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Gay sex

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:47, Reply)

i don't really understand why it's like conkers,
how do i hurt your videos with my videos?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:48, Reply)

By being better :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Soak them in vinegar first.
Or bake them in the oven.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:49, Reply)

You want me to soak my semi-erect penis in vinegar, then bake it in the oven?
Man, that's some perverted shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:50, Reply)

You don't appear to have ruled it out though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Well of course not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Alright Pigalo
Rubbish ain't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:41, Reply)

yup,
pub isn't empty enough to close early, but not enough here to really be worth it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:42, Reply)

turn off the lights and tell everyone your going to punch one person in the face in the next 10 minutes

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Sounds like a fairly reasonable suggestion,
I'll let you know how I get on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:46, Reply)

slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Shut it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Alright Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Good thanks Tangles.
How was your weekend? Spent do stuff with kids before sitting on your sofa, having a beer and listening to music, I'll guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Pretty much exactly that.
With the addition of some other people's kids last night, which was fucking shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You bummed them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Nah, not my type.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Does this mean you are right by the way...
www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=meat%20eaters%20commit%20crime&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&ved=0CC4QFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworld-asia-india-20354669&ei=l2epUMGgLaz24QTFo4HoBA&usg=AFQjCNGRBShPiZrujSP2wikARgJts0Q3hA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Possibly more like this.
youtu.be/egigkKBMLOo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:58, Reply)

My link was a 12" remix.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:58, Reply)