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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
She is off to some fancy shindig
So I'm waiting on details of what she is doing. My plan is to sit in a pub and get faced.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I will see you there. I have a pass for the evening.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42,
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The finest 7 words in the English language.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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Indeed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:44,
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Bettered only by
"Nah, stick those lap dances on my card. My wife doesn't look at my bank statements."
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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Or 'I can stick this on expenses'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50,
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Or "My name is Set your faces to stunned. I'm really good at counting up to 7 words and then stopping, look I'm doing it now"
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PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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That's why my bank statements get checked.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:53,
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...with the depressing inevitability of your own death?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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