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When was the last time you were affected by 'serious disruption' ?

Alt: Is there anyone famous at all that you'd be shocked to learn was a filthy kiddy fiddler?

Altalt: Who should host a radio show what doesn't already?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:42, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alt: Lord McAlpine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Easy there, dozer.
Haven't you got in enough trouble?
( Kroney, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I would like to make it plain that I, Plumdozer off the internet,
would like to 're-tweet' the allegations I made twice last week.

Yours,

Plumsie-poos
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Alt: Any attractive famous woman, really.
AltAlt: Humphrey Lyttelton
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

This is top rate satire.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)