there's a flat fee if I pick a commission-paying bank
otherwise it's a percentage of the purchase price. And to be honest they appear to have access to some pretty funky deals so I'm reasonably comfortably. Like 2.7% for 2 years about half a percent lower than I could find.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

that's fair enough.
Mortgages are pretty straightforward. If you do investing or that then let me know. Big changes to advice next year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I would have 7 or 8 months ago when I had my house sale money
and no intention of buying property in London. THEN I had LOTS of savings. Now I'm going to have not much.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

fair enough.
If that changes, let me know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

will do. I might be getting a bonus next year, dunno how much though.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Yes you should, because admins know all abut how to invest other people's money. FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I work for a company that does post-trade processing and workflow
I know how to vet an investment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Actually I never wrote that, you can't prove anything about me using corporate information for personal gain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I work for a leading wealth management firm.
IN COMPLIANCE, NOT ADMIN!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)

You wear a shirt and tie
And push buttons all day.

You have no authority to make decisions.

Admin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I make decisions which directly affect what our advisers can do and what they can sell.
And I have overall responsibility for my area of compliance.

By your definition, most office jobs are admin, seeing as they are administrative in some way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Yes, but here's a more immediate problem
I'm getting a real pain in the joints of my left big toe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

That's only a problem for you.
It's great news for everyone else.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Why?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

it's not really, I was just being the worst bully ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)