I see.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I don't, I was in bed, deciding what sort of hangover i was going to have,
And he started hammering on the door. I got dressed, opened the door and he just sort of piled in with all his gear, and started putting up some blinds. I know we ordered some blinds, didn't realise they came with a man to install them. I don't really know what to do. I'm just sort of sat here, watching him
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Watch him carefully.
I suspect this 'blinds' story is a front to distract you whilst he fulfils his real mission to instal covert surveillance equipment on behalf of the world's secret Jew masters.

Honestly mate it happens all the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

lazy wank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Are you sure that this isn't just the plot to a homosexual porn film?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

possible.
Very possible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Maybe the whole thing is just a sexy, sexy (d)ream?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)

he keeps asking me questions and making small talk.
I don't think he realises how hungover I am.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Why not show him, through the medium of mime?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

i might vomit in his tool box.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)