Much less trouble to tie the two bits of handset cord together
so they pick up the whole phone with the handset. Who knows,they might even smack themselves in the head with it lolololololololololol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I tell you
If I ever have the misfortune* to spend a significant amount of time in an office environment with Chompy, I'm treating every piece of office equipment with the respect normally accorded to a testy scorpion balanced on a claymore mine.

*In the spirit of being fair, this is more "misfortune" in the terms of "ending up in an NHS office in MK" rather than being an abuse of the boy Chompy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 12:23, Reply)