I am sending one b3tan a small token gift this year.
I am sending b3tans christmas cards this year. If you want one Gaz me your address and I shall send it out.

I am more smug because I managed to convince my wife to do all the christmas shopping including her own gift. I have bought exactly zero Christmas presents this year. In fact sending a single b3tan a small package is all the effort I am having to go to. More effort for some wanker off the internet than for my own children.
( Peej, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why would anyone want to unwrap battered on Christmas morning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)

This gift that I am sending though slightly larger than Battered
is infinitely better
( Peej, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

is it battered's severed head stiched onto the body of a daschund?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I said slightly bigger
not 10 times bigger
( Peej, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)