1. Obviously
2. See above
3. I live a pretty green lifestyle but am constantly reminded of other things I could be doing
4. Due to our house being atop one of the closest things to a hill that Norfolk has, we'll probably be crowned King and Queen of the water-people and get chaffeured gondolas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By virtue of having the anatomically correct number of fingers and toes
I'm frankly amazed you haven't already been crowned. Or burned as witches.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)

You're assuming that this is true of me
I actually have three thumbs. But I piss through one of them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

On the other hand...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I hate it when my gondolas get chafed.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)