'Tis the sherrif of Nadding-Ham' from Dances with Wolves.
I hate that jug-eared cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

who Will Smith?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Nah Bert Monkeysex

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

He's the jug-eared BLACK cunt.
Pay attention.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I forgot about the black bit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Dre lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

NWAlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)

100 Miles and Runnin': their best tune by about 80 billion per cent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Typical you're....
always into something
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Draft of new letter from my lawyer just received.
Shit gon' get nasystiahhh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)

has she been round for the inspection yet?
Are you thinking of full custody at some point?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)

She has turned down three possible inspection dates so far.
The thing is, with the exception of the 'being a massive cunt to me' aspect of it, she's being a brilliant mother to our child, I really have no complaints about that at all (apart from her not speaking quite as I would like it but she's a cockney I suppose and that's how her schoolfriends will speak). I doubt I could do the job as well as her - I just want more time with my kid.

Chances are I won't see her for ages over Christmas, and it's v upsetting. Last year the ex fucked off to Amsterdam with her boyfriend and dumped our daughter on her aged parents rather than with me. Fucking heartbreaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)

What has the solicitor said about short term access over the next few weeks?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)

His letter makes specific reference to her legal obligation to give me a min 3hrs a week
and points out that denying this is contempt of court.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Perhaps his letter should make specific reference to the fact that she is a massive cunt.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It's clearly implied.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Plus I plan to deliver it myself, having smeared it with shit and blood first, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

However, that's a neat touch.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I think it really says 'I am actually quite miffed', don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)

...but without being completely arsey about it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

She maybe won't catch the subtle sub-text through the legal mumbo-jumbo.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

How're you Revioli, anyway?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I'm not to bad Monters old stick
Busy with work, hence why I'm still at my desk...er pretending to work. Oops.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)