Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my hamster bit my ear last week.It went all the way through. Was pretty painful actually.
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you have a fucking hamster?Are you a 12 year old girl?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:29,
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(only on the weekends)(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:30,
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I'm surprised it didn't just stroll casually through your 'flesh tunnels',and swing like a child at the park from your ludicrous piercings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:31,
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I don't have flesh tunnels.And I only have my eyebrow and both ears pierced. On show anyway.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:33, Reply)
By your own admission you are 32 years old.Have a fucking word with yourself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:34,
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I'm not sure what you're getting at.You're nearly 40 and dress like some sort of roadie from the 70s. Equally as ridiculous.
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I'm getting at the fact that you look like some Darth-style woofter from 'Skins' and you should know better by now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:40,
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hardly.Both earlobes and one eyebrow. Hardly mincetastically Darthoid, is it?
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I don't have any 'flesh tunnels'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:59,
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NoYour problem is that you're so poor you can't afford flesh tunnels.
This is funny because it's witty and original, like your insult was.
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Actually, that has helpedThe fact that you resorted to text speak reminds me that I'm better than you.
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