I saw a massively overweight child at the theatre on Tuesday.
He was out of breath walking up the stairs to his seat and would have only been about 10 years old. I made me cross and angry and slightly aroused all at the same time :(
( wanderlust, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you should have punched it in the tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I'm not a complete monster Nakers.

( wanderlust, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:10, Reply)

you'd have being doing it a favour
humiliate itb into losing weight, taht's the only sensible course of action
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I like it when their breathing sounds like beatboxing when they waddle along.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Oh man, fat kid on the stairs id a perfect oppurtunity to relive that scene from the hit movie Hook.
STRRRRRRIIIIIIKEE!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:11, Reply)

+ s

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:18, Reply)

YOU'RE A SHIT MOVIE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I've never seen 'Hooks'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)

*squeaky voices*
*waits till end of movie*

*SHOUTS VERY LOUDLY AND MENACINGLY*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)