Oh, epic ROFFLE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i like the doctors advice to "let the lady dance round you"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)

How long before the Sun has it as
"BAN THIS KILLER DANCE NOW!!!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)

It's the most important thing that has happened in the world, according to the Sun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

and what if it's the lady who has a hidden gamit of cardiovascular problems brought on by middle age, a poor diet and lack of excercise
eh?

Then she'll be the one collapsing with a myocardial infarction and the good doctor's advice would have been tantamount to MURDER.

/left-field Shipman.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)