I've done absolutely nothing to be ashamed of at any Christmas party.
I am the very soul of propriety.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

plenty of time to rectify that tonight.
I recommend being caught up to the back wheels in the bosses wife.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:08, Reply)

She tried it on with me before they got married.
She was all "so I hear you get flirty when you've been drinking. Why haven't you been flirting with me, hmm?" *sly look*

"Er, because you're with my fucking boss who's stood right behind...Hi John."
( Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

pussy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I like being employed.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Well, in that case, he probably assumes you shagged her
so get in there. might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

That was four years ago.
I reckon I'm safe now. Plus she's had a kid so it'd be like trying to unblock a drainpipe with a coathanger.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

poor Kroney and his "petite pois"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah, it's lucky I have a tiny cock otherwise they'd look all weird and unbalanced.
Dodged a bullet there!
( Kroney, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I heard that you went to strike the CEO when he told you to surrender your seat for his wife
so you removed your trousers and took a steaming dump on the chair and ran away laughing manically
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:09, Reply)